TSUNAMI BULLETIN NUMBER 11022010
TSUNAMI WARNING CENTER//USA
ISSUED IN RESPONSE TO PASSAGE OF HR 3962
2 NOV 2010
BULLETIN: A TSUNAMI WARNING IS IN EFFECT FOR ALL AREAS OF THE UNITED STATES//
THIS BULLETIN IS ISSUED AS ADVICE TO ALL GOVERNMENT AGENCIES AND WORKERS//
A WIDESPREAD TSUNAMI THREAT EXISTS BASED ON EARLY VOTING DATA TRENDS//
THERE IS THE POSSIBILITY OF A LOCAL TSUNAMI THAT COULD AFFECT STATES LOCATED IN THE NORTH EAST, MIDDLE ATLANTIC, SOUTH, MID WEST, MOUNTAINS, AND WEST INCLUDING ALASKA AND HAWAII. AREAS FURTHER FROM THE EPICENTER COULD EXPERIENCE LOCAL HOUSE AND SENATE CHANGES AND STRONG OR UNUSUAL ELECTION OUTCOMES//
ESTIMATED INITIAL TSUNAMI WAVE ARRIVAL TIMES AT FORECAST POINTS WITHIN THE WARNING AND WATCH AREAS SHOULD OCCUR SHORTLY AFTER POLLS CLOSE. ACTUAL ARRIVAL TIMES MAY DIFFER AND THE INITIAL WAVE MAY NOT BE THE LARGEST. A TSUNAMI IS A SERIES OF WAVES AND THE TIME BETWEEN SUCCESSIVE WAVES CAN BE FIVE MINUTES TO TWO YEARS//
IF YOU OR SOMEONE YOU KNOW IS SUICIDAL BECAUSE OF THE TSUNAMI, PLEASE CLICK BELOW FOR IMMEDIATE HELP: Suicide.org
[Hat tip to anonymous wags at FreeRepublic.com for this Early Warning Forecast]
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